Where to Begin...
This is a story about a man... sorta. A man... sorta... we have now come to call Captain Ahab.
We are not the first and probably not the last caretakers of the man... sorta... we have now come to call Captain Ahab. The Captain's origin is unknown to all just like many things about him. The only thing we really know about him is what his last caretaker told us...
Getthefunkoutofmyyardyoulittlepieceof... so that's all we know about him.
Our travels with the man... sorta... we have now come to call Captain Ahab all started in the summer of 2002. Since that fateful summer day Captain Ahab has (until now, Fall 2005) been The University of New England's social gatherings mascot. Now that he has decided to leave UNE he intends to meet as many people as non-humanly possible. Captain Ahab's personal goals are to host his own talk show and become world famous.